Janie Darling where's your Gun?

superpuppet:

Mortal Kombat - Speed Paintings

sarahj-art:

Happy Batman Day!

mmue11er:

Super selfies

militarymom:

3 down, 2 to go! =D

Not only is your daughter pretty, but she’s a badass

militarymom:

3 down, 2 to go! =D

Not only is your daughter pretty, but she’s a badass

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

fuckyeahbatmanvillains:

-Howard Porter.

fuckyeahbatmanvillains:

-Howard Porter.

furballthefurry:

jigglypinkbutts:

raynoreqearthplayer:

wuts the joke here?

Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

this is the best thing. ever.

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

gottacatchemall:

[ねずみずし]

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

Not if you are digging up a dead body.

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